“This is the best competition I have ever taken part in. The organiser deserves a Hereditary Peerage.”
Click Negg, Bottom Bunk, 10 Downing Street

“This is the best competition I have ever taken part in. The organiser deserves a Hereditary Peerage.”
David Cameroon, Top Bunk, 10 Downing Street

"I agree with Nick."
Gordon Down, Gazzas-Goal Cottage, Angry Mob, Scotland

"I've spent the last three months getting my predictions sorted. You should see the state of my garden though."
Phil Down, The Orangery, Garden-by-Leave, Hull

"Does anybody know where my Ashley has got to? I've got a little letter for him"
Sherlie Cole, Portishead-upon-Tweed

"Thank goodness for that carthorse Heskey. Now I've got time to concentrate on my competition entry..."
Rio Tintozinc, Knee-Knack, Carrington Blake

"My ancestors did not go through all that
not to take part in dis competition"
A Mere Cat, How Done, Vermin-upon-Telly

"I won't lie to you. Truth be told, this competition is immense, tidy and lush."
Nessa, Anytown, Wales

"Unlike you. You're just immense."
Smithy, Greenhouse Stones, Shouldn't-Throw, Essex