World Cup 2018 Anagram Competition

Well done to all who entered anagrams of the phrase that pays:

“I now expect Southgate to jump quickly or be sacked by the FA”

Answers in chronological order below.

1	My ex cook, 'e threw up guts. A jet of kebab, quality cod, ten chips.	Michael Frain
2	Aw pathetic Excel donkey quote “Bitch job for Pages, may suk tu”	Lee Henderson
3	Able Kane: 'Pox to midge's juicy buttock fest.' Worth paycheque.	Michael Frain
4	Mad ego quest! O by 'eck, cut out the sexy back-flip throw-in jape.	Michael Frain
5	Eject buckkteethy Ronaldo, Messi, Pogba, Pique, watch out fyx!	Lee Henderson
6	Beefy keg, Maradona, quips “Sexy, white celt, touch up bott”	Lee Henderson
7	Wo! Hot heel trick beats Pan yobs today. Expect quick jug. Fume!	Andrew Burgess
8	Red ten? Woeful, hate this. A cab quick! Go suck my poxy toe. Bye pet.	Michael Frain
9	Scatty nutjob keeper thwacked. Fact! Mexico boys, go sup thy tequila.	Michael Frain

Great work by all, but the entry adjudged the winner was No. 4 (very topical at the time – you’ll have to Google it)

Well done Michael Frain, you finally got lucky