World Cup 2014 Anagram Competition
Well done to all who entered anagrams of the phrase that pays:
“Ninety quid for a replica shirt? May I have two please”
Answers in chronological order below. After all I couldn’t possibly rank them….
1 |
Lionel Messi? Profanity. Adhere Quavery White Cap | (by Michael Frain) |
2 |
A Manc Star? Chimp Rooney Repetitively Qualified With Prawns | (by Michael Frain) |
3 |
Weary Spain, Let In Five, Cramps? Tequila? Ooh Hydrate | (by Michael Frain) |
4 |
Filthy Cheese Eaters In Iraq War, Lad, I Vomit A Pony Up | (by Michael Frain) |
5 |
Quit Pitch Wayne Rooney, I Despair, Sad Half-Time Leaver | (by Michael Frain) |
6 |
A Pithy Ode: American Star, Quietly Wolf His Raven Pie | (by Michael Frain) |
7 |
Quite Clean Spirited Raheem, Vary Position Half Way | (by Michael Frain) |
8 |
Shit Squad? Poor Team? Never Win? Yah Reality. Epic Fail | (by Michael Frain) |
9 |
If Italiano Can Topple Here, I Reshave My Warty Squid | (by Arwyn Hughes) |
10 |
In Quiet Favela Trip, Who Really Shot Denis? | (by Neil Thompson) |
11 |
Spain Drew Level? Italy Quit To Fashion Her | (by Neil Thompson) |
12 |
Whaaa!!! The Epic Dream Is Finally Over. Inept Roy Quits? | (by Michael Frain) |
13 |
A Very Poor Team Display, Can't Equalise, Hit It Whiner! | (by Michael Frain) |
14 |
Come On Ausi. Thievery With Spain Fader? Let Iraq Play | (by Matt Micale) |
15 |
Why Isn’t Motty In Rio? Appeal Favela. Itches Require Shade | (by Michael Frain) |
16 |
Man, He Quips: 'Woy, Activate The Flair Player!' Derision ! | (by Michael Frain) |
17 |
Inquiry Into Sharp Vampire Teeth: Collide A Safe Way | (by Michael Frain) |
18 |
Have A Play! Not So Easy Michael Frain, I Tried, Quit, Weep R! | (by Claire Yates) |
19 |
Ray Charlton Ate Me Whippet Alive, Adios Nifty Squire | (by Michael Frain) |
20 |
I Am Luis' Evil Teeth. I Teach Pain. Pow!!! Arf Sorry? Nay! Q.E.D | (by Arwyn Hughes) |
21 |
Why Yuppie Moncaster Leave For The Qataris? I Dial In. | (by Michael Frain) |
22 |
I May Whiplash Quite Nice Tits Forever. Ole, And A Yarp! | (by Michael Frain) |
23 |
I Quit Footy, Wastes A Dream, I Plan Cherry Lip Heaven! I.E.! | (by Claire Yates) |
24 |
TV Require Spanish Eat A Camel Pie In Filthy Doorway | (by Michael Frain) |
25 |
Naïve P.A. (She Dirty Cow): ‘Harry! I Quit, If Lionel Ate My Peas’ | (by Michael Frain) |
26 |
France Happy, Win The Lot Quite Easily, Rio Rave Is Mad | (by Michael Frain) |
27 |
Ad: I’m Paralytic Quentin Sharp, Lover Of Eyewash. I Diet | (by Michael Frain) |
28 |
I Retire From Quest. White-Cap Alps Holiday. Ya Vienna! | (by Michael Frain) |
29 |
Oi, Michael Frain IV: Please Spare The Wordy Quantity | (by Arwyn Hughes) |
30 |
Vote News: “He’s A Dirty Animal!”; “I Acquire Help At Priory” | (by Michael Frain) |
31 |
Wesley Have A Quiet Amstel. Pan-Fry Air Odor? A Chip In It! | (by Michael Frain) |
32 |
A Squid Sir? A Whale? A Clam? Fin Pie? Very Rotten. Oh, Pity | (by Michael Frain) |
Great work by all. What else legal can one possibly say. Except “Quick, fetch the psychiatrist”.